I’m a text-message snob, so these days, I don’t get as many phone calls as I used to. Still, they do come in, and some of them are important. Sure, if I have my phone in my hand, I can select “reject with text” and send an SMS to the caller -a stock feature in Android ICS- but what if I’m in the shower or asleep? I hate voicemail. So for those times I’m unreachable, I’d like to have the convenience of a virtual secretary to handle my auto-responses for me.